Chip Buddy

http://www.switchpod.com/users/occupant/rank_chip_buddy_1.mp3

Rank! Chip buddy
Cor! Obscenial
Vis shite is cruddy!
Vis aint no meal

Tear off a limb o' lamb
Pull a fruit from the vine
It's me body wots to survive
If I'm gonna get out alive

Cor! Chip buddy
Rank it's obscene
Vis shite is cruddy!
Feed it to the Kween

Wots snot in a bun wif lard
Crispy shite wif ketchup
Put yer lips round vat? Well
I'm about to wretch up

Cor! Chip buddy
COr! Obscenial
Vis shite is cruddy
Vis aint no meal!

No Deal! No Deal! No Deal!